i feel like i can't start my homework yet, so i'm going to waste some more time writing a blog entry.

i have to write an essay take home exam today and tomorrow. and it's very long and involved. i have a feeling it's going to be a good 10 pages by the time i'm done. questions like whether God exists, what is the most reasonable ethical theory, can ethical relativism be supported. you get my point, it's going to be a long process. so i'll put it off for probably about another 15 minutes. a nice round noon sounds good to me.

then i have to start studying for my real estate law final on tuesday morning. which sucks too. i'm doing really well in that class, but i missed 1.5 classes in this last unit, and i fell asleep for about 4 of them. though i have read the chapters and done the homeworks, it's still tough material and i'll probably have to study the slides A LOT to refamiliarize myself with everything enough to get a 4.0 on the exam. which i have not on the last 2 exams. if i can pull off like an 88 or higher, i should be good though. plus the prof said that she grades easier than it looks currently, so i'm not too worried. i am also not too worried because i probably have one of the highest grades in the class. the caliber of my classmates leaves something to be desired...and so do the manners, seeing as they like to fart in class and then laugh like 5 year olds.

so last night. what can i say about last night. wow. never before have i watched porn for 5 straight hours. with a big group of people. boys and girls. while playing beer pong. yeah, wow. who does that? apparently my friends and i... probably one of the funniest nights of my life. not only was my pirate porn thoroughly enjoyed, but it was determined to be better than dan's creepy internet porn, even though it still might be one of the worst dvd porns you can buy. but it wins out because the pirate dude actually says "arrrghhhh" several times during the sex scenes, which is much better than a girl jerking off a guy with her feet and another girl saying "fuck my college pussy" numerous times AND "my friend's hot mom" saying "i love young cum in my mouth" or something like that...you get my drift, the pirates rule. hmmmm. and now i am thinking i possibly didn't really need to go into that much detail, but you're probably laughing right?? and that's what counts :) because i know we all were, that is for sure. good thing billy and daryl came up, i'm sure it was unlike any other night they've spent up here. ha.

and i played a game of beer pong, which i never do. and found out why i don't. tom STINKS at it. i made 3 cups and he actually knocked one over and we both ended up with full cups of beer. jeez, i got screwed.

and i drank kahlua. YUM. sooooooooooo good. and it also gave me my daily value's worth of calcium :) drinking can be healthy!

i'd also like to mention my kick ass lunch yesterday with bill and carolyn. great friends, yummy drinks, and gorging ourselves on all you can eat soup, salad, and breadsticks. not to mention being that table of people who you can't stop listening to but want to get kicked out because they are so obnoxious and talking about boozing, pissing, partying, puking, and other disturbing things while you are trying to eat. excellent.

2 weeks. TWO WEEKS!!!!! so glad it's going faster than i thought it would. hmmmm...but it's leaving me with much less time to figure out xmas presents...maybe i'll just put a big bow on my head :)

i have such excellent timing!!! it is exactly 12:00 noon. :)